Haiku You!

This week I thought I’d try something different.  I whine, bitch and moan most weeks, and the format is typical blog BS: paragraphs of text supporting my argument.  This week, I thought I’d whine, bitch and moan in Haiku.  Enjoy!

Took dog to the vet:

Paid through the nose to have the

Doc finger her butt

Speaking of paying,

PT workouts are akin

To ancient torture

At kindergarden

meeting, most important note:

You must feed your kid!

Got to office late

Roomie is playing Police

The white-man’s reggae. 

Shameful lunch today

complete with Wendy’s chicken

and indigestion

Stoked for CrawfishFest!

Come for Cajun artists, but

Stay for food coma!

That’s it folks.  If you’re hitting Sussex County’s Crawfish festival this weekend, we’re going on Saturday for some zydeco and alligator sausage.  See you there!